Wanna propose a girl, don't fear only say

Full form of maths

Question : What is the full form of maths


Answer 1:
M - Mentally
A - Affected
T - Teachers
H - Harassing
S - Students


 Answer 2 :
M - Meri
A - Aatma
T - Tujhe
H - Hamesha
S - Sataegi


Answer 3 :
M - Mad
A - At
T - Thinking
H - Horrible
S - Subject

Want to make money through facebook?

Wanna make money through Facebook??
Go to:
Account->
Account settings->
and click on
De-activate your Account
than
Start Working...!!!

why earth is no more in 2011, the solid reason

Aakhirkar pata chal hi gaya ki 2012 me pralay kaise , kab or kyun ayegi ??
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5/8/2012
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friendship day or rakhi ek saath hai
(thats the solid reason)

commerce rule during wedding ceremony

why in wedding ceremony women sits on left and man on right?

Because 


according to profit and loss a/c ....


All income are on right side and expenses are on left side...!!

Teacher or maa

Teacher ka darza maa se bhi uncha hota hai..?

Kyunki maa apni lori se sirf ek bachche ko sulati hai


Aur teacher apne lecture se puri class ko sulate hai....!

A successful man

A successful man is one
who makes more money
than...
his wife can spend.

Incredible india, wahh!

Patti hai ladkiyan (a news report)

Nakal kar or top kar

Before and after finding her love

Girl before finding her Love:
He should love me more & more everyday
He should never let me sad
He should always understand me
He should be perfect !!

After finding her boyfriend:
So what if he is not loving me unconditional, I understand & love him anyway
So what if he is sometimes makes me sad, that is ok, still he is the best for me!
So what if he is not fully understanding me, I will understand him
So what if he is not perfect, I am not perfect too!

Before engagement and after engagement

AFTER ENGAGEMENT:

HE: I waited so long for this.

SHE: Do U want me to leave?

HE: No. never!

SHE: Do U love me?

HE: Yes I did, I'm doing & I'll do.

SHE: Did you ever cheat me?

HE: I would rather die than do it.

SHE: Will you kiss me?

HE: Surely, it's my pleasure.

SHE: Will you hurt me?

HE: No way, I'm not such a kind of person.

SHE: Can I trust you?

HE: Yes.

SHE: Oh, Darling!

To know AFTER WEDDING:


!!Read from bottom to top!!

Turning pages without reading

Air & students have the same mentality
How?
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Both are turning the book's pages without reading.

Give me mobile number of John

Boy: I am not rich like John, I don't even have a bid car like John. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but give me mobile number of John..

Like and don't like

I like Facebook 
But don't like to
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Face my book..!!!

When cockroach disappears

Seeing a Cockroach on your bed is nothing actually....!!
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The Real Problem Starts When It Disappears...!!

Good and bad news

A man received d phone from emergency room of hospital

Doctor: Your wife was in a fatal car accident & I've bad and good news.
The bad news is,
She has lost both arms and legs and will be on a respirator the rest of her life.

Man: 0h my God, whats the good news?

Doctor: I'm kidding, She is Dead..... !!

Man's best Invention

Did You Know . . .?
That
"HEELS" Are Man's Invention
To Make It Harder For A
Woman To Run Away.

Newtons Universal Law Of Love

Every boy on earth is attracted towards a girl with a force directly proportional to the figure of the girl and Inversely proportional to strength of her brother!